Let's keep Austin a little less weird.
Ned is a wise ghoul who has forsaken the act of eating people. Now-a-days, he spends his time as the butcher for the University of Texas campus, and is allowed to eat the meat that’s “not fit for human consumption.”
That’s quite alright with him, since this means no one should come after him with pitchforks and/or magic. He keeps to himself, no one bothers him.
Unfortunately, he hasn’t given up all his cravings for flesh. He still has a healthy libido, and the best way to bribe him is with a solid stack of porno magazines.